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Hawk Demotivational Poster


I CAST... - Sleep Spell!


TAGS: hawk sleep
Rating: 4.49/5

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Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:03 pm, #210520

lolz
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 11:10 am, #210454
5L
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 3:35 am, #164722
Gotta hit the hay. Set your clocks, fellas.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 8:02 pm, #157733
heh heh heh.... lovin' it!
GreyScorpion - February 8, 2010, 8:51 pm, #156813
quality will always prevail, the votes have spoken.
motifake - February 8, 2010, 8:29 pm, #156810

Woo hoooo! This one made a come back :)
Eternal Lord Jackass - February 6, 2010, 2:26 pm, #156423
Just hope he doesn't wake up and cast blind
BoneCD - February 6, 2010, 5:50 am, #156412
very well done Mr.M!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 1:00 am, #156395
I love it! 5 eagles!
motifake - February 5, 2010, 5:41 pm, #156345

Dammit, I had the top spot for a little while hehe...
Airman - February 5, 2010, 5:36 pm, #156343
LOL!
Fatt Matt - February 5, 2010, 5:21 pm, #156335
you need 3 successes, now roll... er, I mean... NERD!!
GreyScorpion - February 5, 2010, 3:46 pm, #156316
So simple, yet brilliant. 5L
R.S.Jake - February 5, 2010, 3:36 pm, #156314
Ha Ha! 5 Crystal Staffs! (de-geeking in 5..4..3..2..1)


Superbowl -


TAGS: orange broncos seahawks supwrbowl
Rating: 4.55/5

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calvin5040 - December 10, 2014, 6:42 am, #258710
orange Gatorade is nasty 5Ls
MashiMashi - February 9, 2014, 7:06 pm, #252806
Cuz you're not supposed towear throwback's to the big dance
MissPriss - February 3, 2014, 1:00 pm, #252656
5L cuz my ex LOVES the Broncos.


ANTICONFORMITY - You can make me go to school You can make me wear your man dress But I'm keeping my freaking mohawk!


TAGS: anticonformity mohawk school wtf
Rating: 4.45/5

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twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:46 am, #240035
Amen, Capt., amen.
Capt. Morgan - November 24, 2011, 10:12 am, #226128
Until he wants a responsible, adult job.


CHICKEN HAWK - Looks like Foghorn Leghorn couldn't keep you safe from the Colonol.




DAVROS VS. STEPHEN HAWKINGS -


TAGS: stephen hawkings sci fi doctor who comparison awkward
Rating: 4.11/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 4:49 pm, #232598
don't you mean "hawkward" you see what i did there


SUPER MARIO CHALMERS - KANSAS JAYHAWKS 2008 NCAA NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!


TAGS: super mario kansas jayhawks 2008 ncaa champions memphis
Rating: 2.31/5

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GoForthAndDie - September 9, 2008, 11:47 pm, #20127
Stupor Mario Chalmers-kicked out of NBA rookie orientation :D


REALITY -


TAGS: reality hawk life
Rating: 4.85/5

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Reycolons619 - January 4, 2011, 7:06 am, #209099
LMAO 5L This reminds me of a joke,where a philosopher and a scientist were being chased by a lion and the scientist said,no good to try and outrun it it'll catch up.-philosopher Im not trying to outrun the lion im trying to outrun you.
Peso - January 4, 2011, 6:03 am, #209092
Nice. A good twist to an old addage.


SUBSTITUTE REFEREES - Touchdown!!! ... NO Touchdown!!! ...Touchdown!!! ... "Upon further review of the play, we find you get what you pay for when you hire referees"


TAGS: referee greenbay packers seahawks bad
Rating: 4.5/5

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falloutghoul - September 28, 2012, 5:01 pm, #239521
Holy crap! I live in Kewaunee County.
Sh8kes - September 26, 2012, 10:03 pm, #239461
Thanks for the Advice about the color, I agree, it came out a bit dark
motinet - September 26, 2012, 10:10 am, #239412

Should post these to http://www.sportingbreakdown.com/
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 9:43 am, #239411
Emilio is right. Good first poster, though. I live in Green Bay and we got robbed!!!
EmilioDumphque - September 26, 2012, 3:48 am, #239406
Better start using a brighter color for your text.


NAVY TOMAHAWKS - When you want to make a big impression Send it air express


TAGS: navy tomahawk awesome death
Rating: 3.17/5

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mjnavyguy - January 11, 2010, 11:08 am, #152035
knowing where to point it is the easy part getting the right permissions - not so much
Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:59 am, #152001
Works best if you know where to point it


MEANWHILE OFF THE COAST OF LIBYA... - The US NAVY carries out the "Plan of the Day "..BRAVO ZULU


TAGS: navy tomahawk libya
Rating: 3.07/5

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JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 5:06 pm, #215059
This makes me proud to be a US Navy Sailor!
iyaayas66 - March 20, 2011, 11:28 pm, #214794
It's the U.S. Navy's version of lawn darts: Tomahawk Catch!


ANIME NIGHT LIFE - Yessir, the excitement never stops.


TAGS: nighthawk nighthawks anime manga fullmetal alchemist naruto inu yasha inuyasha
Rating: 2.79/5

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MasterMachine - September 27, 2010, 3:22 pm, #195728
Anyone else notice Picachu in da background???


AIRWOLF - Whenever I get sad, I stop being sad and be Airwolf instead.


TAGS: airwolf awesome stringfellow hawke
Rating: 2.44/5

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blinkyblarp - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm, #129695
It's a parody of the "Awesome" one with the jet. And an homage to Ernie Cline's Airwolf spoken word. I'm glad you like it. ^_^
Sean - September 16, 2009, 11:47 pm, #118561
Is this also a parody of a really bad motifake on this site? (There is one really old one that is similar but not Airwolf related.) Even if it isn't, I think it's funny. Actually, very funny.
blinkyblarp - September 16, 2009, 11:43 pm, #118560
No Ernie Cline fans in the Motifake house? Or maybe I'm just really not funny. I can live with that I guess.


HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! - stay safe


TAGS: 4th tomahawk
Rating: 4.27/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:24 pm, #183111

Amesome pic


BARBERSHOP - Do it now!


TAGS: mohawk
Rating: 4.23/5

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STEPHEN HAWKING SAYS - "The afterlife is just an adventure" Maybe.. But what an adventure




PROFESSIONAL JEALOUSY - Way to Go, Einstein!


TAGS: einstein hawking physics science humor chalk
Rating: 2.41/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 25, 2008, 1:53 pm, #16656
And Hawking would be able to secure nuclear material without getting sh** like Doc Brown did.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 25, 2008, 11:21 am, #16608
Yeah, but these guys all have time machines. It's all a part of the conspiracy!
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 9:09 am, #16591
Hawking was, like 13 when Einstein died.


RADAR IN USE -




PUNK HAPPENED - Guys, please... Note the tense.




THAT'S A LITTLE EXTREME - IT'S NOT LIKE HE WAS GONNA RUN AWAY!




INFALLIBILITY -




I WILL NOT CARRY -


TAGS: hawkeye
Rating: 3.92/5

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LordKraven - December 23, 2010, 2:00 pm, #208106
One of the best shows ever. I like the movie theme song thought. Suicide is painless actually has words!
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 6:50 pm, #147232
Horsehockey is awesome too. I've never seen a Clydesdale skate. 5/5
Reason - December 21, 2009, 5:26 pm, #147212
if you did this from memory awesome, if not its just horsehockey!
aesop's folly - December 21, 2009, 4:04 pm, #147196
clasic, funny, 5/5


INNOVATION -


TAGS: otto liliental first flight wright bros kittyhawk second
Rating: 4.86/5

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hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:04 am, #199823
'sniff sniff.., sob sob'.., it makes me proud to be a kiwi..., who said we couldn't fly.., thankyou agdaniele...
agdaniele - October 26, 2010, 12:00 am, #199733
I was hoping you'd appreciate this. Thank you, sir.
Derek - October 25, 2010, 4:24 pm, #199703
Oh yes! Well done.


TOMAHAWKS... -


TAGS: tomahawk aaa helicopter military funnyarmy
Rating: 4.75/5

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Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 10:29 am, #219907
ROFL.. Have you ever been so angry that you threw a tomahawk?


WHAT GOES UP -


TAGS: knight hawk helicopter
Rating: 4.26/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - January 18, 2012, 12:25 am, #227718
*& (stupid autocorrect)
the1stCOMMI3 - January 18, 2012, 12:24 am, #227717
The diff between helos &righty jets, when a helicopter goes down, it uses the motion of the blades to soften the blow. Pretty useful if there's cargo on board, don't you think?


FASHION SENSE - The Seahawks don't have it




STEPHEN HAWKING - Even As A Lego He Still Can't Walk




Cruel Irony -


TAGS: stephen hawking technology cruel irony
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - September 27, 2013, 12:13 am, #250076
well played
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2013, 7:16 pm, #250067
Shows you have a sense of humor, lol. But from what I've read is that Hawking's sound box is designed specifically for him. And - last I heard - the company that made them stopped making them.
steve1961 - September 26, 2013, 6:18 pm, #250065
I wonder if sometimes people prank Hawkings and change the sound of his sound box to make him sound like the Chipmunks, Darth Vader or Fart Noises when he speaks...To be honest, I'd be tempted...Does that make me a bad person?
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 5:03 pm, #250064

5 very humble Lions.


The Grandfather Paradox -


TAGS: stephen hawking time time travel future past present time machine
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 9, 2014, 8:35 pm, #253516
It's the pelvic thru-ust, that really drives you insa-a-ane!
Oldsod - March 9, 2014, 7:36 am, #253502
But surely, such is possible via the Time Warp. I mean, it's just a jump to the left...and a step to the ri-i-ight...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 2:00 pm, #253471
Time loop is used in some stories. That's an impossibility from all angles; nothing would progress, new memories would form but with the same old situations. People would live in perpetual deja vu.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:57 pm, #253470
Basically Kyle Reese couldn't have ever been John Connor's father. The math doesn't add up. Then, there's this whole time loop which is ludicrous every which way you look at it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:37 pm, #253469
Lol!
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 12:31 pm, #253468
yer not helping....
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 11:55 am, #253467
From the sound of your mind exploding, I'm guessing you looked up his Grandfather Paradox dissertation? Haha.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:21 am, #253464
mind; POOM!


ROBERT A. PROBERT - TRIBUTE -


TAGS: nhl chicago blackhawks detroit red wings
Rating: 4.58/5

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forseti - July 7, 2010, 10:12 am, #183546
pic 77957: this country can't be bad!! have to take a trip - just to see some hockey of course!
Haarakkon - July 6, 2010, 8:24 pm, #183491
I'd be guessing that'd be Jeff Norton.
crankyhead - July 6, 2010, 2:40 pm, #183449
Anyone know who's eating Bob's fist in this picture? I can't figure it out.
Haarakkon - July 6, 2010, 2:16 pm, #183447
5 penalty lions for a major. They don't make 'em like Probert anymore.
crankyhead - July 6, 2010, 12:56 pm, #183444
RIP Bob.
GreyScorpion - July 6, 2010, 12:31 pm, #183441
last warning, both of you knock it off, you want to continue, take it over to Politifake
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 12:29 pm, #183440
It would be rather fitting for said time out. It is for Probert. And I read hard facts about medical coverage. And I visit Canada, A LOT! I love your strip clubs. The goods there, as stated, are more expensive.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 12:24 pm, #183439
Name calling will get you banned. Grow up. You are obviously ignorant to the truth and will believe whatever propaganda that is fed to you. The stats don't lie Higher standard of living = Better place to live. Keep talking, dig a deeper hole.
GreyScorpion - July 6, 2010, 12:23 pm, #183438
hi guys Mod here, knock it off, or there'll be time outs given
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 12:19 pm, #183437
I'll pay a couple extra bucks in a co-pay and be able to get it much quicker. And yes your GOODS! CLOTHES, FOOD, ENTERTAINMENT! Yes, Candadian GOODS are MORE expensive. Retard. Oh, wait, just Canadian.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 12:06 pm, #183436
Next.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 12:06 pm, #183434
Our goods are expensive? Not prescriptions, not surgeries, not anything. Better standard of living. We see plenty of Americans crossing our borders for their drugs. If you want to bash Canada pick a different site.
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 11:53 am, #183432
But, do I want to live there? No. That's what visits are for. Next.
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 11:52 am, #183431
No, they aren't a myth. I live right near the border and work in medical care. Canadians everywhere. Plus your goods are expensive, which is why we see you here in our stores and malls. Canada does have amazing syrup. And the strip clubs are, too.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 11:49 am, #183430
Have you ever lived in Canada Hammer? Or are you just talking out of your a**? Look at the stats, we have a better standard of living, so does Germany.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 11:47 am, #183428
The long waits are a myth. We have a wonderful country. All treatments are free and prompt. Nobody ever gets kicked out of a hospital in Canada. You won't find much support for Canada bashing on this site, so if you can't say anything nice.......STFU.
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 11:07 am, #183427
Free health care? Sure, if you want to wait a year to be seen for cancer. They come to America for health care because it takes them so long for treatment. Clean air? NNY has plenty of it. Next?
forseti - July 6, 2010, 10:39 am, #183426
Luxembourg is 20km from here. pretty rich country with high standards. I don't know much about Canada, but every I heard was great ;)
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 10:35 am, #183425
@hammer clean air and free health care not high on your list?
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 10:06 am, #183421
A great hockey Player. Though Canada is still the lamest place to live, besides Luxumbourg.


Obstinance -




Hawk -


TAGS: hawk spray hose
Rating: 4.5/5

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demon001 - February 24, 2014, 6:53 pm, #253282
I think your "hawk" is an owl


HUNT - or be hunted


TAGS: hawk lunch
Rating: 4.29/5

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Liberals -


TAGS: hawk rodent hamster
Rating: 4/5

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Oldsod - March 6, 2014, 6:40 am, #253426
Well, I got a chuckle out of it, anyway. Politifake,perhap5?


Chris Anderson -




PROOF MIRACLES EXIST - Three words: Stephen F. Hawking.


TAGS: miracles hawking science
Rating: 2.74/5

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lunchmeat5000 - July 20, 2009, 12:43 am, #97334
He knows the secrets of the universe, and has beaten time itself.
Derek - July 19, 2009, 7:06 pm, #97133
He wouldn't agree, though living 46 years on (when people with MS typically die within 6 months) is pretty impressive.


BITCH - Doesn't know 'bout my basement.




LONG LOST BROTHERS - You All Have One




Sorry Denver, -


TAGS: manning seahawks lose
Rating: 1.8/5

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GaryO - January 23, 2014, 9:01 am, #252367
Enjoy yer little pre-moment, bj. Yer Shesquabs are gonna get plucked. (I can’t believe I’m typing this crud)
MissPriss - January 23, 2014, 12:23 am, #252358
Post this over at sportingbreakdown too!


COME OVER THERE! - DON'T MAKE ME!! I will "RUFFLE" you lil' tail feathers, LIKE YO' MAMMA don't know!




BEGINNINGS - Lady Ga Ga, The early years.




Sing with me - bright side of life -


TAGS: stephen hawking john oliver motifayk
Rating: 5/5

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motifayk - October 26, 2014, 3:40 am, #257420
Thank you.
GaryO - October 25, 2014, 9:00 pm, #257412
excellent


OH HEY -


TAGS: hawk flew in made a fool out of himself
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - June 14, 2015, 7:33 pm, #261616
Just left the nest?


SUPERBOWL XLIX BLUES -


TAGS: superbowl xlix blues seahawks patriots
Rating: 4.86/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2015, 1:03 pm, #259559
Go Lions !
GaryO - January 19, 2015, 10:36 pm, #259553
primo, poster and remarks


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