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Hawk Demotivational Poster

I CAST... - Sleep Spell!

TAGS: hawk sleep
Rating: 4.49/5

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Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:03 pm

Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 11:10 am
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 3:35 am
Gotta hit the hay. Set your clocks, fellas.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 8:02 pm
heh heh heh.... lovin' it!
GreyScorpion - February 8, 2010, 8:51 pm
quality will always prevail, the votes have spoken.
motifake - February 8, 2010, 8:29 pm

Woo hoooo! This one made a come back :)
Eternal Lord Jackass - February 6, 2010, 2:26 pm
Just hope he doesn't wake up and cast blind
BoneCD - February 6, 2010, 5:50 am
very well done Mr.M!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 1:00 am
I love it! 5 eagles!
motifake - February 5, 2010, 5:41 pm

Dammit, I had the top spot for a little while hehe...
Airman - February 5, 2010, 5:36 pm
Fatt Matt - February 5, 2010, 5:21 pm
you need 3 successes, now roll... er, I mean... NERD!!
GreyScorpion - February 5, 2010, 3:46 pm
So simple, yet brilliant. 5L
R.S.Jake - February 5, 2010, 3:36 pm
Ha Ha! 5 Crystal Staffs! (de-geeking in 5..4..3..2..1)

Superbowl -

TAGS: orange broncos seahawks supwrbowl
Rating: 4.57/5

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calvin5040 - December 10, 2014, 6:42 am
orange Gatorade is nasty 5Ls
MashiMashi - February 9, 2014, 7:06 pm
Cuz you're not supposed towear throwback's to the big dance
MissPriss - February 3, 2014, 1:00 pm
5L cuz my ex LOVES the Broncos.

ANTICONFORMITY - You can make me go to school You can make me wear your man dress But I'm keeping my freaking mohawk!

TAGS: anticonformity mohawk school wtf
Rating: 4.45/5

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twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:46 am
Amen, Capt., amen.
Capt. Morgan - November 24, 2011, 10:12 am
Until he wants a responsible, adult job.

CHICKEN HAWK - Looks like Foghorn Leghorn couldn't keep you safe from the Colonol.


TAGS: stephen hawkings sci fi doctor who comparison awkward
Rating: 4.11/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 4:49 pm
don't you mean "hawkward" you see what i did there


TAGS: super mario kansas jayhawks 2008 ncaa champions memphis
Rating: 2.31/5

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GoForthAndDie - September 9, 2008, 11:47 pm
Stupor Mario Chalmers-kicked out of NBA rookie orientation :D


TAGS: reality hawk life
Rating: 4.85/5

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Reycolons619 - January 4, 2011, 7:06 am
LMAO 5L This reminds me of a joke,where a philosopher and a scientist were being chased by a lion and the scientist said,no good to try and outrun it it'll catch up.-philosopher Im not trying to outrun the lion im trying to outrun you.
Peso - January 4, 2011, 6:03 am
Nice. A good twist to an old addage.

SUBSTITUTE REFEREES - Touchdown!!! ... NO Touchdown!!! ...Touchdown!!! ... "Upon further review of the play, we find you get what you pay for when you hire referees"

TAGS: referee greenbay packers seahawks bad
Rating: 4.5/5

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falloutghoul - September 28, 2012, 5:01 pm
Holy crap! I live in Kewaunee County.
Sh8kes - September 26, 2012, 10:03 pm
Thanks for the Advice about the color, I agree, it came out a bit dark
motinet - September 26, 2012, 10:10 am

Should post these to http://www.sportingbreakdown.com/
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 9:43 am
Emilio is right. Good first poster, though. I live in Green Bay and we got robbed!!!
EmilioDumphque - September 26, 2012, 3:48 am
Better start using a brighter color for your text.

NAVY TOMAHAWKS - When you want to make a big impression Send it air express

TAGS: navy tomahawk awesome death
Rating: 3.17/5

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mjnavyguy - January 11, 2010, 11:08 am
knowing where to point it is the easy part getting the right permissions - not so much
Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:59 am
Works best if you know where to point it

MEANWHILE OFF THE COAST OF LIBYA... - The US NAVY carries out the "Plan of the Day "..BRAVO ZULU

TAGS: navy tomahawk libya
Rating: 3.07/5

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JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 5:06 pm
This makes me proud to be a US Navy Sailor!
iyaayas66 - March 20, 2011, 11:28 pm
It's the U.S. Navy's version of lawn darts: Tomahawk Catch!

ANIME NIGHT LIFE - Yessir, the excitement never stops.

TAGS: nighthawk nighthawks anime manga fullmetal alchemist naruto inu yasha inuyasha
Rating: 2.79/5

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MasterMachine - September 27, 2010, 3:22 pm
Anyone else notice Picachu in da background???

AIRWOLF - Whenever I get sad, I stop being sad and be Airwolf instead.

TAGS: airwolf awesome stringfellow hawke
Rating: 2.44/5

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blinkyblarp - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm
It's a parody of the "Awesome" one with the jet. And an homage to Ernie Cline's Airwolf spoken word. I'm glad you like it. ^_^
Sean - September 16, 2009, 11:47 pm
Is this also a parody of a really bad motifake on this site? (There is one really old one that is similar but not Airwolf related.) Even if it isn't, I think it's funny. Actually, very funny.
blinkyblarp - September 16, 2009, 11:43 pm
No Ernie Cline fans in the Motifake house? Or maybe I'm just really not funny. I can live with that I guess.

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! - stay safe

TAGS: 4th tomahawk
Rating: 4.27/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:24 pm

Amesome pic

BARBERSHOP - Do it now!

TAGS: mohawk
Rating: 4.23/5

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STEPHEN HAWKING SAYS - "The afterlife is just an adventure" Maybe.. But what an adventure


TAGS: einstein hawking physics science humor chalk
Rating: 2.41/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 25, 2008, 1:53 pm
And Hawking would be able to secure nuclear material without getting sh** like Doc Brown did.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 25, 2008, 11:21 am
Yeah, but these guys all have time machines. It's all a part of the conspiracy!
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 9:09 am
Hawking was, like 13 when Einstein died.


PUNK HAPPENED - Guys, please... Note the tense.




TAGS: hawkeye
Rating: 3.92/5

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LordKraven - December 23, 2010, 2:00 pm
One of the best shows ever. I like the movie theme song thought. Suicide is painless actually has words!
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 6:50 pm
Horsehockey is awesome too. I've never seen a Clydesdale skate. 5/5
Reason - December 21, 2009, 5:26 pm
if you did this from memory awesome, if not its just horsehockey!
aesop's folly - December 21, 2009, 4:04 pm
clasic, funny, 5/5


TAGS: otto liliental first flight wright bros kittyhawk second
Rating: 4.86/5

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hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:04 am
'sniff sniff.., sob sob'.., it makes me proud to be a kiwi..., who said we couldn't fly.., thankyou agdaniele...
agdaniele - October 26, 2010, 12:00 am
I was hoping you'd appreciate this. Thank you, sir.
Derek - October 25, 2010, 4:24 pm
Oh yes! Well done.


TAGS: tomahawk aaa helicopter military funnyarmy
Rating: 4.75/5

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Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 10:29 am
ROFL.. Have you ever been so angry that you threw a tomahawk?


TAGS: knight hawk helicopter
Rating: 4.26/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - January 18, 2012, 12:25 am
*& (stupid autocorrect)
the1stCOMMI3 - January 18, 2012, 12:24 am
The diff between helos &righty jets, when a helicopter goes down, it uses the motion of the blades to soften the blow. Pretty useful if there's cargo on board, don't you think?

FASHION SENSE - The Seahawks don't have it

STEPHEN HAWKING - Even As A Lego He Still Can't Walk

Cruel Irony -

TAGS: stephen hawking technology cruel irony
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - September 27, 2013, 12:13 am
well played
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2013, 7:16 pm
Shows you have a sense of humor, lol. But from what I've read is that Hawking's sound box is designed specifically for him. And - last I heard - the company that made them stopped making them.
steve1961 - September 26, 2013, 6:18 pm
I wonder if sometimes people prank Hawkings and change the sound of his sound box to make him sound like the Chipmunks, Darth Vader or Fart Noises when he speaks...To be honest, I'd be tempted...Does that make me a bad person?
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 5:03 pm

5 very humble Lions.

The Grandfather Paradox -

TAGS: stephen hawking time time travel future past present time machine
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 9, 2014, 8:35 pm
It's the pelvic thru-ust, that really drives you insa-a-ane!
Oldsod - March 9, 2014, 7:36 am
But surely, such is possible via the Time Warp. I mean, it's just a jump to the left...and a step to the ri-i-ight...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 2:00 pm
Time loop is used in some stories. That's an impossibility from all angles; nothing would progress, new memories would form but with the same old situations. People would live in perpetual deja vu.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:57 pm
Basically Kyle Reese couldn't have ever been John Connor's father. The math doesn't add up. Then, there's this whole time loop which is ludicrous every which way you look at it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:37 pm
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 12:31 pm
yer not helping....
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 11:55 am
From the sound of your mind exploding, I'm guessing you looked up his Grandfather Paradox dissertation? Haha.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:21 am
mind; POOM!


TAGS: nhl chicago blackhawks detroit red wings
Rating: 4.58/5

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forseti - July 7, 2010, 10:12 am
pic 77957: this country can't be bad!! have to take a trip - just to see some hockey of course!
Haarakkon - July 6, 2010, 8:24 pm
I'd be guessing that'd be Jeff Norton.
crankyhead - July 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
Anyone know who's eating Bob's fist in this picture? I can't figure it out.
Haarakkon - July 6, 2010, 2:16 pm
5 penalty lions for a major. They don't make 'em like Probert anymore.
crankyhead - July 6, 2010, 12:56 pm
RIP Bob.
GreyScorpion - July 6, 2010, 12:31 pm
last warning, both of you knock it off, you want to continue, take it over to Politifake
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 12:29 pm
It would be rather fitting for said time out. It is for Probert. And I read hard facts about medical coverage. And I visit Canada, A LOT! I love your strip clubs. The goods there, as stated, are more expensive.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 12:24 pm
Name calling will get you banned. Grow up. You are obviously ignorant to the truth and will believe whatever propaganda that is fed to you. The stats don't lie Higher standard of living = Better place to live. Keep talking, dig a deeper hole.
GreyScorpion - July 6, 2010, 12:23 pm
hi guys Mod here, knock it off, or there'll be time outs given
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 12:19 pm
I'll pay a couple extra bucks in a co-pay and be able to get it much quicker. And yes your GOODS! CLOTHES, FOOD, ENTERTAINMENT! Yes, Candadian GOODS are MORE expensive. Retard. Oh, wait, just Canadian.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 12:06 pm
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 12:06 pm
Our goods are expensive? Not prescriptions, not surgeries, not anything. Better standard of living. We see plenty of Americans crossing our borders for their drugs. If you want to bash Canada pick a different site.
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 11:53 am
But, do I want to live there? No. That's what visits are for. Next.
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 11:52 am
No, they aren't a myth. I live right near the border and work in medical care. Canadians everywhere. Plus your goods are expensive, which is why we see you here in our stores and malls. Canada does have amazing syrup. And the strip clubs are, too.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 11:49 am
Have you ever lived in Canada Hammer? Or are you just talking out of your a**? Look at the stats, we have a better standard of living, so does Germany.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 11:47 am
The long waits are a myth. We have a wonderful country. All treatments are free and prompt. Nobody ever gets kicked out of a hospital in Canada. You won't find much support for Canada bashing on this site, so if you can't say anything nice.......STFU.
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 11:07 am
Free health care? Sure, if you want to wait a year to be seen for cancer. They come to America for health care because it takes them so long for treatment. Clean air? NNY has plenty of it. Next?
forseti - July 6, 2010, 10:39 am
Luxembourg is 20km from here. pretty rich country with high standards. I don't know much about Canada, but every I heard was great ;)
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 10:35 am
@hammer clean air and free health care not high on your list?
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 10:06 am
A great hockey Player. Though Canada is still the lamest place to live, besides Luxumbourg.

Obstinance -

Hawk -

TAGS: hawk spray hose
Rating: 4.5/5

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demon001 - February 24, 2014, 6:53 pm
I think your "hawk" is an owl

HUNT - or be hunted

TAGS: hawk lunch
Rating: 4.29/5

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Liberals -

TAGS: hawk rodent hamster
Rating: 4/5

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Oldsod - March 6, 2014, 6:40 am
Well, I got a chuckle out of it, anyway. Politifake,perhap5?

Chris Anderson -

PROOF MIRACLES EXIST - Three words: Stephen F. Hawking.

TAGS: miracles hawking science
Rating: 2.74/5

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lunchmeat5000 - July 20, 2009, 12:43 am
He knows the secrets of the universe, and has beaten time itself.
Derek - July 19, 2009, 7:06 pm
He wouldn't agree, though living 46 years on (when people with MS typically die within 6 months) is pretty impressive.

BITCH - Doesn't know 'bout my basement.


Sorry Denver, -

TAGS: manning seahawks lose
Rating: 1.8/5

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GaryO - January 23, 2014, 9:01 am
Enjoy yer little pre-moment, bj. Yer Shesquabs are gonna get plucked. (I can’t believe I’m typing this crud)
MissPriss - January 23, 2014, 12:23 am
Post this over at sportingbreakdown too!

COME OVER THERE! - DON'T MAKE ME!! I will "RUFFLE" you lil' tail feathers, LIKE YO' MAMMA don't know!

BEGINNINGS - Lady Ga Ga, The early years.

Sing with me - bright side of life -

TAGS: stephen hawking john oliver motifayk
Rating: 5/5

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motifayk - October 26, 2014, 3:40 am
Thank you.
GaryO - October 25, 2014, 9:00 pm


TAGS: hawk flew in made a fool out of himself
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - June 14, 2015, 7:33 pm
Just left the nest?


TAGS: superbowl xlix blues seahawks patriots
Rating: 4.86/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2015, 1:03 pm
Go Lions !
GaryO - January 19, 2015, 10:36 pm
primo, poster and remarks